Boris is on Eastenders tonight! I'm going to have to watch it.

Just for Boris, you understand. Otherwise I wouldn't go near a soap opera. Even though I did see a picture of a seriously hot guy called Syed (?) in a mag the other day, and apparently he's half of a gay romance in Eastenders or something. I've no idea. Seriously, when it comes to ( Read more... )

BBC News: Boris Johnson stumbles into river

*draws sparkly hearts around wet Boris*

Four minutes that sum up just why I love Boris.

"Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England, ladies and gentlemen, in the 19th century. It was, and it was called whiff-whaff! And there I think you have the essential difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at the dining table and saw an ( Read more... )

A London bus that folds down to reveal a privet hedge in the shape of the London skyline, Leona Lewis and Jimmy Page performing 'Whole Lotta Love', a dance troupe performing as commuters queuing for the bus, a lollipop lady and the Abbey Road crossing, David Beckham kicking a ball about, Boris managing not to trip up or drop the flag - that's ( Read more... )

I had far too much to drink last night. I blame Charlie entirely. I wasn't even planning on drinking until he showed up with a shiny gold bottle of vodka for me. A now half-empty bottle of vodka. Oy ( Read more... )

BORIS WON! ARRGHHHHH! BORIS WON! YAY!

I'm sorry. I'm a bit pissed. I'm amazed I'm ewen typing in vohetent sentences. Or not. Sorry. BORIS WON!

Boris has been picked as the Conservative candidate for Mayor of London, with a margin of 75%. It was pretty much a foregone conclusion, but it's nice to know that Boris really will be running for Mayor!

First stop, Mayor; next stop, Prime Minister; final stop, Supreme Benevolent Dictator of the Earth!

Boris has confirmed he will be running for Mayor of London. Yay, Boris!

BBC News: Boris 'likely to run for mayor'

Hooray! If anyone could beat Red Ken it would be Boris. Who doesn't love Boris?

Why did Boris never lecture at Keele when I was there? No fair! And it's an afternoon lecture, rather than an evening one - otherwise I could have gone, since it's a public lecture!